Oh hello there.

My name is Lara and I may have peaked in kindergarten.
My short story (ca. 53 words) won a Reading Rainbow competition and achieved state-wide acclaim. I’ve been trying to live up to this literary success ever since.

Until that day, I’ve run away to San Francisco to pursue advertising.

My other skills include granola making, cat petting, and finding that word you just can’t quite think of. Also ancient history, contemporary fiction, and murdering house plants.